Sarah Silverman - Quotes

• I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

• And I like that people sometimes get more out of it - if it instigates thoughts about race, or sex, or something.

• And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

• And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies.

• But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

• By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

• Even when I'm dreading it, I want to talk about it - it only helps me.

• I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

• I go to strip clubs, I like strip clubs... I really want to be a stripper, I'm doing comedy to get into stripping.

• I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

• I just do my thing.

• I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

• I really think everything is fair game.

• I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

• I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

• I've never played b-ball with John Cusak, I've only played at the court he has in his office.

• It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

• People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled.

• Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

• That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

• The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.